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When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter."

Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 10,000 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

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Cat Haikus

The food in my bowl

Is old, and more to the point

Contains no tuna

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So you want to play.

Will I claw at dancing string?

Your ankle's closer.

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Women would never make a nuclear bomb. No, no, they would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.

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