Government is a Joke

Magistrate: "When did you realize you were raped?"

The madam opened the brothel door, to see a dignified, well-dressed, handsome man in his forties.

The US FBI received a tip that a Facebook user was seeking to pay for an assassination of someone in Cleveland, Ohio. An agent posed as a hit man and corresponded online with the individual. The Facebook user, later identified as Meredith Lowell, 28, allegedly told the agent she wanted him to kill someone -- anyone -- who was wearing fur outside the Cleveland Heights-University Heights Public Library.

In a trial in a small north Queensland country town, a government barrister called his first witness to the stand.